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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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I hope you're single now. Cheating bastard.

You deserve way more than that :p pathetic idiot

that sucks... guess you learned not to cheat eh?

You're a dick! I hope you and every ****** cheater falls off the earth

Answer me this... Why would you even post this?? OP shame on you for cheating you bastard.

That's karma for ya!

Your an asshole. Divorce your wife if you don't love her, tell her the truth, or dump that other hoe. YDI you cheating lying bastard.

Maybe you shouldn't cheat asshole? YDI.

Um, you know, throwing yourself down a flight of stairs can't cause scratches like nails can. you can get bruises and scrapes but there is a difference.