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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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You dumbass you deserve it!

JohnzSexyMamas11 7

Fyckin Cheater .

How was throwing yourself down a flight of steps a logical way to hide scratches? Not only are you a cheating bastard, you're also a dumbass. Way to go.

Ydi ******* asshole

U SUCK FOR CHEATING

You are a shame to a name of man.

YDI so ******* much. I hope you will have scars or a major impairment because of this coz cheaters are DISGUSTING! Take it from someone who has been cheated on.

Are you retarded ir just ******* stupid? Probs both, since you cheat.

You're a piece of shit for even cheating! You deserved that trip to the hospital! I hope your wife finds out and dumps your stupid ass

******* idiot.