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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Comments (607)

**** you, you stupid cheating bastard

Kudos for epic commitment!

elmoswifeybish 1

Jerk.

Dude Ur a horrible person

rubberduckie72 4

i hope ur wife divorces u

crazyrunnergirl 7

I pressed ydi as soon as I read " I was having an affair "

Why are you wastin your wife's time? Why don you just pick one!? You are being a terrible person...

You deserved it you scum!