Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, after months of working on our relationship, my ex asked to borrow my car. After many hours and phone calls to see where he was, he still wasn't back. I decided to check my car's GPS and found him at my friend's house. He tried to deny that it was her house, when I've been there multiple times. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
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Top comments
aimbug 42
Don't worry Op. That says more about her than you.
jgwyh 18
There's only one possible reason - aliens.
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Comments (56)
CA4495 17
Wow, I wonder why people don't just say they have to go instead of leaving somebody hanging like that.
revolvearoundme 15
Schrodinger's friend? She may or may not still be alive, and she may or may not be your friend.
FlightofAcidFox 18
Yes.
crownedcrazy 14
Maybe something came up. Either way don't let it get you down OP.
rojoesydney 6
Your still not waiting right?
Silvermaye 25
Maybe the thing she needed to grab from her car was a portkey
delichick 27
God I seriously hope you actually didnt wait 2 1/2 hours or longer for this new 'friend' to come back. It sucks the other person wasnt honest with you, but after 1/2 hour of waiting you couldnt figure you were ditched? For that, I say YDI, but they were a bitch for not being honest.
thejonac 21
your 'friend' is just plain rude. even if you did something she didn't like, she should've said so and clarified with you (what a TRUE friend would've done). you dodged a bullet, OP. this friendship is over, but now you have more time to look for real friends who'll be there for you :)
MrsPegg 45
I'm gonna see the silver lining here and say you dodged a bullet of a "friend". The only other thing I could think of is maybe something embarrassing happened (pooped herself or something) and she bailed quickly, but because you two were new friends, she was too embarrassed to say anything. I know it's a long shot because regardless of how well you know eachother, her not returning without saying anything is inexcusable.
isaak_sanchez 18
You waited 2 and a half hours?
mkayden 23
Why would you wait 2,5 hours though?