Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend on my boat at the lake. As we were looking at the mountains all around us, she playfully pushed me off the side into the water. As I got back on the boat, I realized that not only was my cellphone dead, but the ring had fallen into the deep water. FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
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Elissaa_fml 0
why would you tell her best friend? thats the worst person to tell. YDI.
jonnymohio 2
Whew! Be glad you dodged a bullet there. If you would've proposed, she might've accepted just to please you, then eventually would cheat on you with your best friend, her boss, any random guy, because she was in a loveless marriage, and then file for divorce and leave you with the kids you forced on her. Now you are free!
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Comments (74)
Willthediscusguy 0
I'm pretty sure that her bestfriend sabotaged the proposal. (as sure as you can be from this limited info)
blueberryhoss 0
because she didnt want to marry me.
terriibabiiix23 0
she, your girlfriend, probably knew that you were gonna propose to her, because her best friend ruined the plan ! maybe your girlfriend wasn't ready for marriage, so she ran away to Paris, France; idk. Can't you just call her &+ why the f*ck did you runaway to Paris ?!?! haha.
hellokimmiee 5
So why did she go to Paris?
skitzz 0
i don't know why people have to be so immature and ignorant about stuff like this. Like grow a pair and just tell him you don't wanna marry him, Don't got to be a idoit and flee to paris wasting money on nonsense.
ygdrassil 17
57 ur retarded nd dony botjer to ask her now
pirategirl_6661 3
At least what they said made sense. I'm not even sure you're speaking English
HarroIAmBob 21
ya ur so rite 57 s ratardad nd he shudnt botjer to ask her now
cyanidesandwich 21
OP you are a dumbass. you should NEVER tell your girlfriends bestfriend about your plans. because she is bound to tell her. girls can never be trusted with secrets.
okiidokii_fml 6
Call her and say hey (some other girls name) We should catch a boat to this awesome beach love yah (your name) Then text her and say ohh sorry accidentally called you...
uglycrow 5
Never tell the friend.. Stupid move..
armonicavita 13
You dodged a bullet there