Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but when I took out the ring it flew out of the box and disappeared. She's been crying for 3 hours and I'm down 2 grand. I still don't know what her answer is. FML
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JillianBall 18
Aw I'm sorry :(
juturnaamo 29
Is there any chance it could be from one of her parents?
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Comments (207)
dessaye 19
Why are so many people saying sue/dump the gf immediately? Not that hard to have a talk with her before doing anything.
pink_rose2011 2
what a bitch you can do SO much better than that hoe sweet heart!
EvilDave 13
OP, you need to tell her to give the ring back. You didn't ask her so you never gave it to her. She assumed you were going to ask her, and then took the ring and preemptively declined your proposal. If you had asked her and she refused, etiquette would have demanded she either accept both or refuse both. Etiquette also says if she breaks the engagement, she should return the ring. Basically put, she stole your ring and then said she would not marry you.
wellthatsukx 0
Tell that **** to return you the ring!
Trix_Disorder 20
She just may not be ready, or it could be a bad time for her. Hard to say if this is really a ydi or not.
skeezle 0
What.......a.......b*tch
raphdragon02 8
that's messed up
carlosantana0219 2
What a bitch!!! Why the hell would she take it? Dump her ass and find someone who wants to be with you.
OfficeNinja 5
Ask for the ring back. Tell the bitch it was not for her anyway, it is for "Misti" who works at the titty bar down the street. If she will not return it, file a police report. I hope you have the receipt to prove ownership. She had no business taking it, it was not offered to her.
eilef 2
Women these days....