Today, I was going to my prom. My mom knows I want to drink so to prevent me, she made sure I took my prescription medicine before I left. I guess her way of stopping me from drinking is killing myself If I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my mom took away my medication. She's afraid I'll get "hooked". The medication is anti-anxiety pills. I have horrible anxiety attacks that sometimes cause me to scratch my arms until they bleed. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, I found my mom throwing my very expensive and important medication down the toilet. She thought I was doing drugs. FML
Today, my mom forbade me from taking any allergy medicine, because she is afraid that I'll turn into a meth addict. I have horrible allergies and can barely see or stop sneezing without them. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I woke up from a much needed nap realizing I should take my pain medication. My mother then told me she had thrown them out so I wouldn't get addicted and become a drug dealer. FML
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jess6blondie9 3
Then don't drink, duh.
littlemissperfec_fml 0
You need help
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Comments (257)
popo37 0
what? how.... will u die if u drink?
Miss_Jazzalyn 4
Maybe OP is underage. I think the thing is that...in some circles, unless you do certain things, you aren't considered "cool" or "in". Maybe OP belongs in one of those groups or something - that maybe not drinking isn't considered "in" or something by the people they hang out with...that'd definitely make it an FML. (Also - to other people - just because OP wanted to drink, doesn't mean they were going to get drunk or anything. There were drinks at the after party for my Year 12 Formal. I had a glass, I would have been 17 at the time (I'm in Australia, so the legal age is 18 over here)
PHSYCHOnena 0
LOL YOUR MOM IS A FRIcken GENIUS xD
fml_psl 0
Hmm ok
UnDerThEcaRpEt 0
Ask your pharmacist if alcohol causes any side effects. Most prescription drugs aren't harmed by use with alcohol. It's antibiotics you don't want to mix with booze.
fizzpoplady 3
Oh, gosh, you poor baby. What are you, seventeen? Yup, **** your life because your mom and legal guardian is forcing you to obey the law. That's so awful.
Tomaino 3
I would think that the concern would be that someone might spike the punch. Is this kid forced to not enjoy any beverages at all because of that risk?
garfield224 0
What a bitch
lizard321 0
Well maybe you shouldn't drink if you are underage! Duh!
kei1108 13
It's for the best. I mean seriously you can't just wait a couple years to try a drink? Wow. No self control.