Today, I was going to give my baby daughter an empty Pringles tin to play with on the floor. I saw some crumbs at the bottom, so I emptied the can in my mouth before I gave it to her. I crunched hard and spat them out, realizing my boyfriend had just cut his toenails into the can. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped some food on the floor and picked it back up, took a bite, and quickly realised it had toenail cuttings in it. I never cut my toenails in my dining room. FML
Today, I went out for a smoke before dinner. I glanced through the window only to see my husband take my cooking scissors, cut his toe nails and then put them back in the utensils canister without washing them. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML
Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, listening to music. I guess my brother noticed that I was yawning a lot, because when I opened my mouth and yawned again, he dropped one of his rancid toenail clippings into my mouth, then broke into hysterical laughter at my freaking out. FML
Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
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crazy4books23 13
Weird, I accidentally had toenails in my mouth once too. I feel your pain OP.
ninjuh_wingman 29
A Pringles tin is like the best toy ever besides the ever popular cardboard box.
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Comments (117)
izzy_maee 4
EEWWWWW
kittygirl21 5
Ok...why didn't he throw it away? Why did u give it to your daughter? And if it was there for long enough to be used as a trash can, why would you empty the chip crumbs in your mouth? They could have been sitting there for a long time.
rintintin19 5
how do pringles crumbs and toenails look anything alike?
purpletealeaf 2
Bleegh oh my god your boyfriend is disgusting! I would be so pissed lol.
cat1230 4
I almost threw up after reading this
AzWolf 5
Tasty!
KiddNYC1O 22
Well it does say cheddar on the label...
vgrace92 4
Omg I just said "Ewww!" out loud. I am so sorry.
DazedSiren 5
My brother did that once to a beer bottle my mom put her tonsils in. LOLZ ew
love_me_electric 20
Please tell me that's a typo...
screw_this27 12
Ewwww