anonymous
Chicago, United States
Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML
Anonymous
Turn left into the lake
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
thanks google
Naperville, United States
Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML
Anonymous
Sorry Sweaty
Today, I got lost on my way to a wedding and yelled at my phone's GPS for giving bad directions. After 20 minutes of rerouting, I realized I’d accidentally set it to “walking mode.” I arrived 45 minutes late and sweaty in a full suit. FML
Jaymail
Chicago, United States
Tourism
Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML
dumbluck
United States
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Lost...
United States
Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML
MyCarHasBluetooth
Doncaster, United Kingdom
Mind your own business
Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML
90 up I-95
State College, United States
Today, I was wrapping up my move in a 16-foot truck with my car in tow. Google rerouted me to avoid traffic... through a state park. The road had only one lane. I can still hear the phalanx of cars honking at me. FML
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Likian5 26
They can do that???
JoeGrant 12
**** traffic.
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Comments (88)
ja2006 9
Someone needs a taste of that back hand...
BimmerDriver 23
I've had that happen to me before. City driving sucks.
lulubelles 33
Wow, is this really one of the worst/funniest things that happened today?!
princess_bk2014 16
I would ask the GPS to stop being such a smart *ss...
teffyweffy 6
Traffic sucks
adi33 8
What is this " traffic" you speak of? But honestly, this FML is funny !
cottoncandymango 17
Shut that bitch off.
saad2605 16
Holy shit, this just happened to me 2 days ago. I was like FML.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Should've posted it! :P
Kelsey_709 9
How is this even an FML? It sucks to be stuck in traffic, but you're not the only one who has to go through it. It's just part of life.
blackman100 20
How is this an FML? It would have been an FML if OP had somewhere important to be, like a mandatory meeting that if he missed he would get fired.
SpaceRaptor 8
Oh so you decide the rules regarding what an FML is and isn't? Sorry didn't get the memo. Did you also get your daily sacrifice of virgins yet oh great one?