Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML
Today, while teaching my history class, a girl asked me where North America was. She lives in North America. FML
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML
Today, I was getting ready to perform a speech in anthropology on the globalization of public transportation and how it brings cultures together. On the bus ride there, the girls behind me were discussing ways to hide their track marks after injecting. FML
Today, while answering an "anonymous" survey about how to keep my school drug free, I told them they should stop drug testing the kids that they know don't do drugs and test the sketchier ones. They in turn drug tested me. FML
Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
Today, I went with my son to a conference about sexual education at his high school. I guess it was all too late, because among the attendees I saw three girls from the same high school who were already pregnant. They aren't even 18. FML
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yadisingh 5
Our future looks prosperous...
Dark__Angel66 24
*facepalm* unfortunately, some kids just aren't taught/don't care. It's sad though =/
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Comments (162)
RedShirted 3
They probably spent too much on anti-drug "education."
ThePopularLoner 0
les americaines.
newber 0
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newber 0
Your a peice of sh*t you know that pwople of all ages contribute to making fun you anti drug assholes. You people should burn in hell, theres always going to be us kids smokin blunts. Up with weed down with other drugs. And by the way you complete dolt, the kid was f*cking with you... Your the idiot, not that kid
MissMCElectro 0
I'm Canadian and I am unamused.
aroman2312 10
Heehee it makes me feel smarter cause I am in a magnet program.
cliftongirl1022 5
Duh. Mexico City is in Asia!
MsCupcakelover99 3
Canadians? What r we gonna do I am also half Canadian
roseriddle 4
When you spend all your money trying to develop smart bombs, you're also putting money into developing stupid children.
videokid2000 10
Duh, he was on crack! :P