Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
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Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at a conference when halfway through I got a sudden case of hiccups. For the next 5 minutes I tried to finish my presentation while hiccuping uncontrollably. The audience found it hilarious and started cheering each time I hiccuped. I’m convinced no one could tell me what the speech was actually about. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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dead_insects 18
yea because someone's uncomfort and disability is hilarious..stupid ****
football98_fml 20
EVERYONE WHO IS PRETENDING TO STUTTER IN THE COMMEMTS, STOP! U GUYS ARE BEING REALLY RUDE TO OP!
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Comments (102)
ULie909 8
"Bitch did I stutter".... Sir... Yes u did... Lol... FTB
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Oh wow, what a dumb bitch. How old is she, 12? This is the type of teacher who would encourage bullying. There are people who really shouldn't be allowed in Education
thomas_ellsbury 4
**** you guys that are making fun of him. It's not his fault he has it and if u had it you would feel ashamed to. I'm deeply sorry for all the comments that have been mean to you. Bless your soul
french_canadien 17
You should be used to that by now. You read your speech still? Then good for you, get over it. This world cant be compeltly PC. Grow some balls.
worldclassrager 41
Studdering was due to being nervous right?
Cazz91 21
Your teacher is a huge jerk for obviously trying to be secretive about making fun of your impairment. I would talk to the head of your school about that or be an ass back to them. Take your pick on what you choose to do.
upallnight11 19
Report your teacher, that's very unprofessional.
nitant 13
There is no such thing as a natural Stutter. Its psychological. Its all in your head. Get over it. If you want to survive in the real world, stop ranting here and do something about it. PS: I myself had a very bad stutter, but rather than being a wussy about it, I practiced and practiced until I completely got it out of my system.
Epikouros 32
Yeah, let's make people with a psychological problem even more nervous by shaming them.
avapaige1234 19
And to think that this person is a pofessor.
Captain_Screech 13
I know how you feel, OP. I was born with a slight stutter, got an ear infection when I was two which led to me being deaf for two years. After I recovered hearing, my stutter was, and still is, horrid. It's frustrating. Your professor is a complete dick to have laughed.