Today, I was giving a presentation to my college class. I've had a natural stutter my whole life, so I stuttered through the whole thing. My professor tried to hold in her laughter for 15 minutes. FML
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Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML
Today, I gave a presentation in class. I felt pretty good about it, until afterwards when I was told I lost points for communication because I'd been chewing gum. I wasn't, I just have a speech impediment. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
Today, I had a presentation for my university class. The bus was 5 minutes late, and I ended up getting to class right on time. As I took a seat, my group was asked to present. I panicked and totally bombed my presentation. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I was giving a speech at a conference when halfway through I got a sudden case of hiccups. For the next 5 minutes I tried to finish my presentation while hiccuping uncontrollably. The audience found it hilarious and started cheering each time I hiccuped. I’m convinced no one could tell me what the speech was actually about. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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Top comments
dead_insects 18
yea because someone's uncomfort and disability is hilarious..stupid ****
football98_fml 20
EVERYONE WHO IS PRETENDING TO STUTTER IN THE COMMEMTS, STOP! U GUYS ARE BEING REALLY RUDE TO OP!
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Comments (102)
mixinitup 12
Who the hell is voting YDI? How can anyone DESERVE something like this to happen to them?
djinnyf 12
I didn't on this one, but sometimes when scrolling on my phone, i happen to freaking tap on that stupid key! I don't know why you can't turn it back off....
davincidasecond 24
So not only is the teacher an ass, it looks like a lot of the commenters on this fml are no better... FYL OP.
EpicJman2828 11
I read that as slutter not stutter makes sense after read 19
CallMeWindSock 24
How unprofessional.
thewomen 8
That's just awful, but try to see the brighter side of things! You got through it!
BreynHope 11
What a bitch and how unprofessional of her. As a stutterer, I feel your pain. And once you realize you're doing it, you of course stutter more. Plus someone laughing?! Fyl :(
radfab 3
Sorry, OP. That's extremely unprofessional and rude of your professor. Don't let people like that get you down!
phoenixrises 11
Don't worry OP, I stutter too & have been in similar situations because of it.
PUCKSTOPPER1976 22
Sorry you have a stuttering problem.I used to have one too one I was a kid.As for your professor,how unprofessional,rude and inconsiderate that she did that to you.
your_ma 27
I have never felt such a strong urge to hug a stranger in my whole life. As if you weren't uncomfortable enough. Your professor sounds like a horrible human being.