Today, I finally thought it was time to confess my feelings to my crush. I wrote and rewrote my DM for a long time, only to send them a meme about penguins instead of the heartfelt message. They replied with a confused, "haha". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my crush a confession about how dearly I missed him. He replied with a thumbs up emoji. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
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Razath 17
Unless you know the person really well, and their romantic likes, writing a "heartfelt message" might be coming on too strong as a first confession. Sometimes simple is best. 'I like you, have liked you for a while. Want to grab a coffee sometime?' or similar. If yes, and it goes well, learn more and go into the romantic bits. If no, well, then at least you know. It'll hurt, but after a time you can pick yourself up and find someone else.
RichardPencil 32
You got a "haha" and not a good ol'-fashioned ghosting.
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Razath 17
Unless you know the person really well, and their romantic likes, writing a "heartfelt message" might be coming on too strong as a first confession. Sometimes simple is best. 'I like you, have liked you for a while. Want to grab a coffee sometime?' or similar. If yes, and it goes well, learn more and go into the romantic bits. If no, well, then at least you know. It'll hurt, but after a time you can pick yourself up and find someone else.
RichardPencil 32
You got a "haha" and not a good ol'-fashioned ghosting.