Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
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napoleandynamite 0
hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho
andelizastrin 0
Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)
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mrcarmine 0
haha idiotttttt #72, shut up, that's exactly the point.
angeldo6695 0
Lol. the kids at my school are smart enough to put their phones on vibrate but occasionally it goes off. My teachers doesn't care, they just say"please turn it off" or "there's nothing to laugh at,my phone goes off too" but it's still funny when someones phone goes off, like one time in FCS, my friend(yes im talking about you because i know your going to read this later, Noey) forgot to put it on vibrate and it went off. she blamed me which is kind of stupid BECAUSE my phone was broken and it was turned off, STUPID NOEY! I HOLD A GRUDGE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!! Everyone obviously heard your phone. :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P sorry im getting off topic
cyberhoy 3
you cant reconize your own ringtone?
Hgm09 0
Anger management much? That was seriously unprofessional of you to do. You called the students technology ******, although you yourself also had a phone, even if you didn't realize yours was the one going off. Not to mention you obviously have adequate access to and understanding of the Internet. Nice going. And good luck earning back their respect.
sleepless15_p 0
good job dick.
lowcapacityx 0
Aha! My phone went off like that before and I thought it was the girl sitting next to me who got up to go to the bathroom. Sucks you can't save face from that :P
badgirleighteen 0
You sound like my dad. Today our DirecTV ****** up, and he assumed it was my sister and I's fault, so he 'grounded' us for ******* up his house. My sister and I called DirecTV and asked what the problem was and they said our authorization had expired because we hadn't used that tv in awhile. I was like... Dad...I hate you.. Anyways, that sucks but it's something you've gotta laugh over.
MukyDaCookie 0
I hate teachers/proffessers/people like you. You think so much of yourself that whenever a mistake is made, it is someone elses fault, never your own. Maybe you should take some time to verify that it really is someone else whos in the wrong before you explode like that. And now maybe after seeing that it happens to you as well, you'll go easier on students now. I bet that when/if a student pointed out your mistake you kicked them out of the class/yelled at them for disrespecting you becasue u cant admit your wrong. I really hope I never have a proffesser like you. Take a pill you self-important, arrogant asshole. Hope you had fun making an ass of yourself
tipsypiink 0
-facepalm-
klassic09 0
haha #11... yeah, good job making yourself look like a douche. =