Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
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napoleandynamite 0
hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho
andelizastrin 0
Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)
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yourpathetic 0
#109 Also could result in a felony if someone needs to call 911. teacher snapped, so that means this has been an on going problem, knowing teachers they dont take this sitting down, so he told them to knock it off, time, and time again. So when he snapped this time He didnt know that it was his phone, which shouldnt play a part in this cause as i said this is an on going problem someone in class wasnt paying attention. SO he had a right to get pissed off and talk them all technology ******. God knows its true so who are we to judge him and insult him, atleast he TRIES to educate people while their sitting there texting. An idea for future situations with cell phone issues, Take them away, You have the ability you just have to give it back sometime, maybe taking away something they love so much will teach them to stop screwing around with it in class and pay attention, if it doesnt work well You will have alot of phones by the end of the semester.
knuckifyoubuck 0
i effing hate people like you...you deserve worse than the embarrassment you got
ace135 3
HOW THE **** DIDN'T YOU NO IT WAS UR PHONE LOL U DESERVE THAT BIG TIME LOL
Madman19 0
I think a 10-point curve on their next exam should smooth things over.
xoLoveox 0
LOLLL NICE ONE BUDDY FAILLL (but funny)
aveura 0
Wow....FAIL Don't preach to your student's about something that you do. It's annoying!
RDMC20 0
hahaha i like that as a prof you use the expression "lost my shit"
Vis4Vin 0
teachers = FAIL no offense :) but honetly, half the teachers in my school need to be fired.
p89hg69 0
"Well that's kind of dumb. Don't you know your own message/ring tone or something?" i had to quote it. the teacher is a moron and deserved it
Tick_fml 0
wow. you're an ass.