Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
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napoleandynamite 0
hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho
andelizastrin 0
Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)
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your_face 15
I agree with all the people who say you should recognize your own ringtone, and with #104 - this story is so unoriginal that I knew how it would end after reading the first sentence. You can at least take comfort in the fact that many others share in your stupidity.
Needlenose 0
Great job, dipshit.
kandy_fml 0
@#35. I'm not saying what the teacher did was ok. I'm simply playing devils advocate. The teacher overreacted. But honestly. All these people saying "it's not that big of a deal if I look at my phone when it's not hurting anyone" are obviously little 13 and 14 year olds who have no idea how ******* annoying it is when you're sitting in class and then someones phone starts vibrating. And it actually does hurt. Not a physical hurt, but it's distracting and then the teacher has to stop and yell at you to turn off your phone. Which never would have needed to be said if people just followed directions in the first place and kept their damn phones turned off.
napalm_fml 0
#102 use of a cell phone jammer is a FCC violation. Way to to follow the law, educator.
Bunbu 8
Asshole.
csigabajnok 0
God, I hate people who can't silence their phones when they go to class. Even worse is when they start lecturing others about how they can't behave, while they are being the asses themselves. You so deserved it, dude ;)
neonoodle 0
how the **** don't you know your own ring tones?
Drekos 0
hmm, you should get fired.
annis_fml 0
Hahahahaha...that's what you get!
BooYou 0
Hahahaha!! I hate professors like you...just so you know... :|