Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML
Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, our teacher forgot to collect our phones when we arrived at school. We almost managed to take our phones back to the dormitory but someone's phone rang TWICE in the corridor and she remembered the whole thing. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML
Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML
Today, a quiet afternoon at the library turned stressful when my phone started blasting music. Every attempt to silence it somehow increased the volume. After seconds of panic, I realised the sound wasn't coming from my phone. It was a kid's toy buried somewhere in my backpack after a visit from my niece. The reading room people still glared at me like I did it on purpose. FML
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napoleandynamite 0
hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho
andelizastrin 0
Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)
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Comments (207)
Taubin 0
You sound like a real jerkoff
RazorbladeSmiles 0
It's not really fair for teachers to get dramatically angry at a phone. Just take it away and deal.
breathemein 10
karma coming back at you haha
MyLyfeSux42 0
Happened in my class too. Im a student and it bugged the crap out of all of us. Seriously: 1) noe ure ringtone 2) DONT ******* BLAME US U STUPID COW 3) why are we technology ****** if your the one who doesnt turn off his phone>? 4) **** YOU i am sorry for the inappropriate language, but i just hate it when you blame us and call us inappropriate names then its your fault! >:P
zredalert95 0
technology ******? get with the times man. cell phones connect people, you should know, you own one.
mmaequachh 0
This is exactly why I hate teachers
hjc7 0
Wow, it seems that your the ***** and when that happens to me I just think what a BITCH!!!!!!
Topguy 0
Definitely an FML
ziqi92 0
sounds like my former french teacher, who at first said "whoever owns that phone please shut if off" so i did, but then when i took my phone out and proceeded to put it on vibrate, she confiscated it bcuz she thought i was txting someone.
PixelSlayer247 0
And that, everyone, is the definition of 'hypocrisy'.