Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
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Top comments
ttoriiii 10
Why would you tap anything in your face, even if it was a lip balm?
castleofg1ass 19
Are you Giovanna plowman?
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Comments (40)
ohSNAPyall 27
Weirdling.
sarah_baby22 15
Why would you "tap" lipbalm on your face in the first place?
kmw003 17
I wish I understood how you could've possibly mixed the two of them up.
Cagara_fml 10
I hope it wasn't a used tampon
Marynfrankie 19
That has to be one of the most embarrassing things I've ever read! Lol. Next time pay more attention OP!
xDawesome2 9
I hope it wasnt used 0.0
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhHaha -dies of laughter-
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How do you mistake a tampon for lip balm? They're not even remotely the same size.
naiveprophet 15
To all those people saying "I hope it wasn't used" -- Why the hell would she have a USED tampon in her pocket?!
randybryant799 21
They're not the same size and they don't even feel the same.