Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
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ttoriiii 10
Why would you tap anything in your face, even if it was a lip balm?
castleofg1ass 19
Are you Giovanna plowman?
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Comments (40)
Dramori 29
Could be worse - what if you had one of those bullet vibrators in your bag and you were tapping that on your face? That'll definitely get some attention from those two guys...
natesmummy 11
I thought that's what she was going to say at first
achoo123 13
Maybe their stares were due to your excessive beauty? Then again perhaps they caused because you tired to moisturize your lips with a tampon.
Thundaar25 11
Excellent story and it made me smile. Some folks here are taking life a little to serious. Have fun!
sighlifeman 12
you seriously didn't notice a dangling string ?
VeganDarkLight 31
They're usually wrapped in plastic, so there's no dangling. Would be pretty unhygienic otherwise.
deerhunter25 11
That's kinda sad really
Aimeejasmine 15
...it's only a tampon? Not like she murdered someone in front of them, that might've been a deal breaker
rainbowsRlove 15
haha thats pretty funny. I can see how thats embrassing. I would be curious as to why some girl was playing w her tampon while in line to get coffee too. lol just makes a great story to tell!
Goblin182 27
I have seen tampons and I have seen lip balm. How do you confuse those two?
apineapple 40
Well, thats one way to have hot guys notice you.
MasterBob_fml 14
oh oh, where was your lip balm?
hardcorefan16 22
I dont know how you can't feel the different between the two.