Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of my drinking problem. The reason he thinks I have a drinking problem? I was in a play he saw, in which I played a drunk person. I've been completely sober my whole life. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. My manager found Facebook pictures of me drinking underage at a party. He said he didn't want "that kind of image" associated with the business. It was his birthday party. He supplied the booze. FML
Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I "didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML
Today, after being a resident DJ at a local club for over 4 years, I got fired. Not because I'm bad at what I do, but because my boss thinks I'm not 'having fun like the other DJs'. And by 'having fun' he means that I don't drink enough. I got fired for not being an alcoholic. FML
Today, my boss wrote me up for drinking Kombucha at work, swearing it was "fancy Asian beer." I went to HR with the bottle and they dismissed the write up, since they saw sense and realized. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML
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Top comments
howdoiusername 3
damn, people are stupid. FYL
haw008 14
Maybe he's had a few to many
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Comments (100)
mgold21 1
Your life doesn't suck, you are just surrounded by idiots!
taytaylal 11
Your boss isn't that bright.
sataris20 5
Workplace drama, the bread and butter of FML!! Thank you for such an encouraging story!
KiddNYC1O 22
Your boss is definitely not telling something.
hateevryone 15
he didn't want you to know the real reason you were fired.
Cody1963 2
Epic-FML
jmoreno 4
U should have fought it told him u would have took a blood alcohol level test just to prove ur boss sounds like a dumb ass
Azail 15
You * Your* if you are to comment please make sure you know how to spell these. I don't believe it is that hard to type a couple of extra letters.
Clarese 0
A joke?
1crabbygirl 10
I call some form of bullshit on this FML.
rum826 0
kony 2012