Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Zinger
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Misunderstanding
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
You snooze, you lose
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Cornered
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Catfishing 101
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Lonely hearts
Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML
Assumptions
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Second class citizen
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Dick
Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
There was an attempt…
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Top comments
CaptainKidd_fml 12
Wow, I'm sorry. It amazes me how cruel some people can be. I hope you find someone you can talk to, OP. Hang in there.
christian1509 21
That was extremely rude, especially from someone like your sister who is supposed to help you when you're feeling down
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Comments (89)
soulreaper12296 28
Well looks like it's time to unfriend and kick some people out of your life.
DesolateTree 12
That's awfully dramatic.
spleeN_fml 4
your "friend" was probably joking. get over it.
FrankHotpants 31
One thing you need to know about the internet is that no one will feel sorry for you if you're looking for sympathy. Although rude and unnecessary it won't stop the vast amount of trolls looking for their next victim.
tomvertigo 17
Social media at its best, folks
Timmip12 9
Take a joke. If it bothers you so much, then go to the gym. But, chances are, your friends and sister were joking and weren't expecting you to take it up the ass.
sassyspoon 7
My life story.
momo3p 22
Git rekt scrub
Grenith 21
Unfriend all those negative people. It's sometimes worth it to cut ties with negative family members.
Fr0gs 15
Ydi for making a facebook post about how "lonely" you are
Rainyknights22 16
Time to get some new friends, some distance from your sis and some motivation to prove all of them wrong. People love to see you down. Don't let em see you down. Find your strength within!! It will get better. You deserve better than that.