Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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CaptainKidd_fml 12
Wow, I'm sorry. It amazes me how cruel some people can be. I hope you find someone you can talk to, OP. Hang in there.
christian1509 21
That was extremely rude, especially from someone like your sister who is supposed to help you when you're feeling down
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Comments (89)
momac86 17
Exercise gives you endorphins which is a happy hormone so you'll feel good and lose weight at the same time :)
Y0UI34574RD 15
#morefatfuckproblems ...totally, totally joking.
Siehnados 17
Sounds like your sister and friends are *****. But YDI for whining on Facebook, what did you expect?
OverBlossomed 22
That's one of the upsides to Facebook. It lets you know when you need to find new friends. Sounds like your friends were never your friends in the first place. Your sister's an ass.
whitemexican13 5
Please take this as an opportunity to clean out your friends list (there are many options, including "unfriending" & "blocking"). You got to find out who your frenemies are (yay?) Put your sister on irl ignore. Jealoust is an ugly beast.
chosha_fml 27
Whatever else you do, block your asshat of a sister now.
DesolateTree 12
Suck it up. If they're your friends then thry're probably kidding. Quit acting like a five year old and grow up.
Geckosrock99 33
I can't believe someone is actually defending the "friends". No one should have to deal with that kind of behavior. They should have been able to control themselves.
DesolateTree 12
You're damn right I'm defending the friends. Because OP is being a little bitch and now they're going to lose some close friends because they take things too seriously.
Timmip12 9
Agreed #54
RememberSchlitz 9
Great minds discuss ideas, mediocre minds discuss events, poor minds discuss people, retarded minds make comments like what I just wrote. Sike.
corky1992 33
Sounds like you need new friends and your sister is rude.
9a_1z 12
I hope you start to feel more optimistic soon! I understand you feeling lonely when you're surrounded by people like that. But it'll get better! I assume you're a teenager and people can be nasty little ***** at that age, when you get older they mature and amount that you can pick and choose your friends gets greater so it's easier to cut the ones who haven't matured out of your life.