Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Zinger
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Misunderstanding
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
You snooze, you lose
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Cornered
Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom, so I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then started yelling at me on Facebook, so I logged out of Facebook. She then started yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
Catfishing 101
Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML
Lonely hearts
Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML
Assumptions
Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said, "Not in a million years, fat ass!" before I could say it was from someone else. FML
Second class citizen
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Dick
Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
There was an attempt…
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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CaptainKidd_fml 12
Wow, I'm sorry. It amazes me how cruel some people can be. I hope you find someone you can talk to, OP. Hang in there.
christian1509 21
That was extremely rude, especially from someone like your sister who is supposed to help you when you're feeling down
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HeatherCorinne 14
Sorry you're feeling down. Find more positive friends and don't turn to social media as an out let. It rarely ends well.
TeacherTeacher 11
Personally, I'd use this as a resource to clean out my friends list. Your sister is a small, nasty person. I'd keep her at an arm's length in person as well.
Leauge 13
YDI, you posted things on Facebook instead of calling a friend or a trusted doctor.
saffy66 34
People are mean as hell online. Those same people would probably not be so rude face to face. Facebook is not the forum for the vulnerable.
cowboyslife 14
"So called friends" really!? They where just playing.
dranger429 2
your sister must be hot. that's why there likeing her post.
BreM16 23
Rule #1 don't post your problems on Facebook.
KillerBluebird 2
Ouch, geeettttttt dunked on!!!
sammiaaron 16
I will never understand why people make fun of another's weight. the only time someone's weight should concern you is if you have to physically carry them, imo
teechur 15
Your sister is a bitch. Have you used the "acquaintances" feature? There are some people I don't want to know things but don't want the drama of unfriending. They are in my acquaintances group. Hen I post so my posts read "friends except acquaintances". That way she's still friended but what you put on FB is none of her business.