Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML
Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
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meggaboo 0
WoW, that sucks.
nicolexl 0
): my brother loves that game and has tried to quit soo many times... it's extremely hard
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Comments (184)
fishrocker 0
get a fricking life.
Sabbalabba1992 3
He's working on it.
ensemble_coeur 0
That's too bad, but you don't have to use the membership, do you? How about you just get a girlfriend instead?
Stfu_bitch 0
this fml isn't worth being here -_-
thatoneguyinca 0
That's too bad, you shall remain a virgin for yet another year
Twaffle 0
Go play World of Warcraft, having a life is overrated.
Phil9316 7
World of Warcraft! Aerie Peak!!!
skwishTHEfishyy 0
well... you're screwed
Lagunaguitar 0
sell it 2 sum1. I don't play wow but if it is worth say 50 bucks, sell it 2 a loser at skool for 40
Emperor_Jim 0
"Dear FML: Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I bought a twelve-inch ***** to put in my ass while I wear women's lingere. I'm proud because this is all LESS gay than playing World at Warcraft."
TheOtherNewest1 6
Quitting? It's World Of Warcraft, not crack cocaine. Jesus ******' christ.