Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML
Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
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meggaboo 0
WoW, that sucks.
nicolexl 0
): my brother loves that game and has tried to quit soo many times... it's extremely hard
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abciseasyas123 0
if my understanding of the subscription system for WoW is right then in order to get a 12-month subscription he would have had to pay for 2 6-month consecutive subscriptions. to do that for YOUR specific account he would have had to be logged into YOUR account on the games online page which means he need YOUR password. doesnt that mean you gave it to him? so you would have known he was doing it. And if you deleted your account as a way to quit then F your dads life for wasting that much money.
flyingburger 0
He could have gotten 6 prepaid 2 month cards. At about $180, that's not unheard of for a gift, less than a nice iPod for example.
abciseasyas123 0
good point. I thought about that but I guess I just dont get why you'd but 6 cards. One would have been fine for most kids.
Huevo_fml 0
I never played Wow at all in my life... but anyways keep the gift, play for an extra year and then quit next year!
xd0rkiee 0
#48- Wow - have you ever even been addicted to a game? If so, you would know if you played for even just one month, you would get addicted again very quickly; it'll be even harder to quit. The only choice he has is to get addicted again or to completely throw away his gift.
Ascaryrobot 0
Don't be so pathetic, WoW is not heroin. I play and I lead a normal life.
xd0rkiee 0
Did you even read what I said? I did not say everyone who plays WoW is addicted and never gets out the house. In the OP's case, it sounds like he is obsessed with the game. I was not generalizing and was not talking about you at all.
infantry831 0
what
YummyNummys 0
At least she didn't have shitty Thai food c:
alex1432 9
I used to play for 9 hrs a day. World of Warcraft is equivilent to World of Warcrack. I finally stopped after the WotLK came out b/c it ruined it for me...
quinnteh 0
I used to play WoW myself and as far as I remember it has parental controls with a separate password that you can ask your dad to use to limit your play time. Just another option.
infantry831 0
you suck
Greg73_fml 0
Man, today my account ran out! No WoW gifts...Sob...
Starchild21 3
/ weird Anyway that sucks for you OP, but the best thing you can do it help one of your buddies out and give him the 12 month subscription. It would mean a lot to show you cared, even if WoW is murder. _____________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Shadow_Phantom 26
Oddly I have it up in the background atm... That sucks.