Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I asked my dad to pick me up from school, he said he couldn't. Why? he was busy playing world of warcraft for the night. I got to walk the 3 hours home while my 49 year old dad played computer games. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML
Today, several family members, including my mum, deleted me from Facebook in a concerted show of contempt. Apparently, I just can't shut up about World of Warcraft. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML
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meggaboo 0
WoW, that sucks.
nicolexl 0
): my brother loves that game and has tried to quit soo many times... it's extremely hard
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nija666 0
intervention: WoW edition. lol! I only played it for like an hour and said " **** this!" but I know about getting addicted to MMORPG. I was a runescapey...yeah I got addicted horribly, until I got a job. :) it was a pain in the ass to quit, but I got over it.
godyourethick 0
LOOK, INTERNET, I'M GHEMBOB AND I'M HAVING SEX! CONGRATULATE ME! Also just don't play. It's not that good a game, and if you want to stop playing it that badly but can't, your willpower is a bit pathetic.
UselessName 0
Dont begin playing it i'd say.
rsjaco_54 0
play runescape ... it's better
jayemdoubleyou 1
Why are you capitalizing prepositions?
zumokari 0
I don't see a problem.
Hexefrau 5
I am a gamer. Have been for YEARS. I've played everything from D&D to Magic to participating in a Masquerade LARP back in the day. I am a die hard video game junkie...love RPGs, in particular. Cut my teeth on things like Castlevania, Zelda, Star Tropics, and my all time favorite console game...Final Fantasy. I also avidly play WoW. However, I am also married, have a full time job, completed a degree program (while playing), and am raising 2 kids. I simply do not comprehend people that "get addicted". I've seen people lose jobs because they kept calling off work for scheduled raids, et cetera, and I see those people as pathetic...just as I see drug addicts as pathetic. If more people would learn the concept of balance, learn to prioritize, and, simply put, learn how to be functioning members of society, we'd not have so many problems. I remember being stunned when I read about people who played EverQuest killing themselves (literally...committing suicide). I blame shitty parenting. Frankly, I blame shitty parenting for most of America's social woes. If parents stop neglecting their kids and actually talk to them about life, prioritizing, socializing, et cetera, we wouldn't have to deal with so many ignorant degenerates that can't function.
Dhampy 0
i know the feeling... >.< must...play...wow
Cokencsi 0
YDI for quitting
twssftw 5
They don't sell 12 month subscriptions to WoW. 6 months is the highest. Good try though