Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML
Today, it's now the 10th girl who has gone out with me but ended up falling for one of my close friends, who she met through me. I starting to feel I am that guy in the movie "Good Luck Chuck". FML
Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
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Top comments
Eliseopwns 22
Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.
CrissyyyS2 22
Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.
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Comments (69)
born_hustla 26
I saw that coming! Next time just ask me lol. I can pass!lmao Name:Johnny Last Name: Bravo
K410 18
Is his last name Bravo?
still_guns 16
Hey OP I'll be Jonny! *heres hoping*
freshko21 6
That's pretty lame of you
jlynpa 10
Lame or not! Rock it!!!! Tell them Johnny is taking you to Paris in his jet. Then stage a photo shoot with a male model with the Eiffel Tower in the background. Why live a lie when you can OWN IT!!!! Lmao
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Have you two gone all the way yet? Remember to use a condom, don't know where johnny has been putting his johnny.
MermaidAnnariea 10
you deserved it. but you could always show up alone, dressed up, with your makeup all smudged and tell them that he dumped you. or tell the truth before you ******* embarrass yourself.
mysterion115 14
no Johnny don't do it!
Smoxxii 17
Tell them Jonny was cheating on you.
Julianne_sings 10
I tried to do that once too, OP... In 5th grade. Sorry, you totally deserved this one.