Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I’m so embarrassed I can barely believe it: I was out on a date and he asked the waitress to bring a pitcher of water and extra sugar packets. He took two Kool-Aid packets from his pocket and mixed it up right there at the table, proudly stating he didn’t need to pay for drinks now. FML
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
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Top comments
smiller0789 3
That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.
powersticks 16
Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.
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Comments (67)
FMLjudge007 0
you suck for thinking this is an FML whoever approved this is a ******* retard besides who gives a **** if he was drinking water, seriously FMyLife for reading this bullshit
WorkThatButt 2
YDI for eating shit.
jchansfan 0
Its really not that bad OP... Now if you'd gone up to the guy and been like, "Hey, let me buy you the next one!" that would be a bit more embarassing. And ten times funnier! :P
CallMeHush 1
Hmmmm, a couger with her first take down? You might be surprised how many people don't " drink" in a bar. If it is a night when I'm not drinking for whatever reason I'll have soda & lemon.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
The DD. Some people even go to bars to, wait for it, hang out with friends. Crazy, I know.
waterynuggets 0
You offered to refill a drink for the bartender..LMFAO fail.
Sappheyes 0
I believe she approached the bartender and asked to pay for a refill on another man's drink, without ever approaching said other man.
waterynuggets 0
Damn! This is ******* lame then. It was funnier the way I misinterpreted
Peroxide 3
Just tell him he should come back to your place cause uve got that shit on tap.
zoffix 0
Ahaha :) Funny :)
teiso_fml 0
That story is kind of cute. It could've been worse. It's certainly better than "the guy/girl I've been in love with for years but never said anything to..." stories. At least you gave it a go!
teiso_fml 0
Who said that people who don't drink aren't fun? That's not what this FML was about at all...
gargoyle666 5
It's a conversation starter. The drink's irrelevant. Why's this even on here? I thought these weere moderated.