Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, I’m so embarrassed I can barely believe it: I was out on a date and he asked the waitress to bring a pitcher of water and extra sugar packets. He took two Kool-Aid packets from his pocket and mixed it up right there at the table, proudly stating he didn’t need to pay for drinks now. FML
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
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Top comments
smiller0789 3
That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.
powersticks 16
Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.
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Comments (67)
jbird612 0
I don't know OP, that sounds like a good conversation starter to me. lol
roobear 2
This is really sort of pathetic. I feel bad for you because it's so painfully "who cares" and yet you obviously cared a great deal, enough to give up on hitting on him and come here and post about it. A - who cares, he was drinking water B - that's a nice opportunity! Go up and hit on him, make fun of him for drinking water instead of liquor. Easy pick up line can be made around that. C - Buying drinks is an outdated/expensive way of hitting on people, it's more effective to hit on someone by not spending money on them, and instead being witty/sarcastic/interesting/show high value/etc.
Katty_Smile 0
Im getting the feeling, this fml is because water is primarily free in most paces, therefore they might as well have been like hey id like to refill tht guys air supply haha
babyblueloser 0
that's not even funny......
margo145 0
umm how is this an FML? so what I wouldn't even care if that happened to me
lalamike25 0
Smooth.
Waspinator1998 21
So? Offer to buy him something at that point, even if that's supposed to be HIS social obligation...
meouch 6
At least you can get him as many refills as he needs
lolz_box 12
Why is this an FML. It's just water. If you want to buy him a refill,but him a refill of water