Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
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xxDeeStar 27
This FML is tricky, I don't know what to vote. Your ex could really have been terrible or maybe you were actually a bad boyfriend..
chirstinap325 23
If she's gonna believe some girl that just showed up without giving you a chance you're better off anyway.
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Comments (24)
PaulieXP 16
Go to the cops. Report your ex and ask for a restraining order. Also tell everyone you know on social media what she did.
MitiMiki 16
I don't think you can blame your date for excusing herself from what was a very awkward situation. She obviously felt that maybe you had some unfinished business in your last relationship or just wasn't interested in the drama. Call her, apologize for your ex, and see if she is interested in trying again. If not, it wasn't meant to be.
LevelupKid 8
Oh my god... dude I'm sorry. What the ****?! A moment of silence is in order...and may lightning strike down on every annoying, harassing ex that ever existed...
J15237 25
Couple of things: 1: How did your ex know where you were? 2: Were you a bad boyfriend? (Cheater or anything) Or is your ex just a vindictive person who doesn't want you to be happy?