Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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defaultusername 0
YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.
flufffypants 0
Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog
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Bittybit 0
get a chihuahua at least that way when u rite about ur dog eating from u we all no its cos u shoved it up near ur mouth
MissDanish17 5
yep
GeekyG1rl 0
my husky would have tried, but the second i would tell him no he would stop jumping off me and go do his own thing, just a bit of obediance training and teach him the word no and it works out great that he wont take ur food
Husky007_fml 0
sadly I probalbly would have liked it :(
jenniferbxD 0
actually #9, dogs can ignore people food so don't be saying stuff you don't even know
Scientist007 0
Please can some one tell me the meaning of all the abbreviations? Thanks. Also why in every story it MUST start with "Today," and end with "FML". Yes I'm new.
legodude28 16
FML = F*ck my life FYL (used in comments) = F*ck your life YDI = You deserved it OP = Original poster As to the things starting with "Today" and ending with "FML" if you don't do that, your post won't be validated. I don't really know why that format is required.
mrstomkaulitz 0
AW SHUDDUP SOME PEOPLE ARENT GOOD AT TRAINING ANIMALS!!! the dog is stupid for trying to French kiss a human... duh
thirteenishell 0
u French kissed a dog ew
BoredAsHell98 0
LOL!!! XD this just made my day!!!
BoredAsHell98 0
DON'T BLAM THE FREAKIN DOG!!!!!! gawd!!!