Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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defaultusername 0
YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.
flufffypants 0
Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog
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ski_backwards 0
S T F U SNICKERDOODLES you're ugly.
neonblue120 6
either this is fake or your disgusting because you could close your mouth and push him away eeeewwwww
EpicUsername 0
It all took place in about a second, which didn't leave me much reaction time. I also happen to be 4'10" and weigh 80 lbs, so pushing him off isn't as easy as it sounds.
bisley 0
*********** ftw. That dog made you his bitch. I bet that's a rather common occurance if it sticks its tongue into your mouth to steal food.
Dr_Pwn 0
shut up, bitch
rock3ralex 0
YDI for having a dog that is as big as you are small
EpicUsername 0
I didn't choose him, my dad did. :)
brightred919 0
jesus christ, get a different dog; that's awful
EpicUsername 0
Why would I get a different dog? It was only one incident. Other than that, he's great!
simpledrunkdude 4
suk my ****** cok snickers
AndreaHaha 0
Hm how can he force his tounge in your mouth
bronx819 4
I think she's already there lol
bronx819 4
Maybe the dog is old, remember the old saying 'You can't teach an old dog new tricks'? Also, dogs aren't that easy to train, It takes a very long time, I should know