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Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

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I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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No mine!!! *smack!!!*

tacoman007 2

second base already, don't you think he's coming on a little strong?

You so liked it. You're gross.

EpicUsername 0

Actually, I ended up brushing my teeth for a full 10 minutes afterwards. It was horrid.

kelleyb323 0

don't you just love huskies? I do :)

deoxylophone 0

YDI for not training your dog

lackofsanityx 0

hahaha, you've obviously never dealt with a husky...

Or read the follow ups...

People on here can be so uneducated. Huskys are a pain to train. I got one from the pound years back and couldnt train him at all. My husky was living on the streets for five years; and it was impossible to get him to change his ways.

qwertyuiop142 0

thank you for correcting these idiots.... i just hate it when ppl think they know it all

um actually i do, and if you think training a dog is so f*ckin hard then don't get one

Peacemaker9 7

lol u bird feed ur dog? how cute!!!!! lol not!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a dog eat dog world. Get over it.

joshherrell18 0

personaly I think we should hate on truckermom for writing a biography on this...I read 3 words and got bored. but snickerdoodls sucks to, no worries. p.s your dogs an a$$ and you liked it.