Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from Bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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TatMan15 10
Aww that's just nasty
KeannaLove 32
She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.
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Comments (199)
prettypinkpixie 9
For everyone who is saying, that's hot, or asking if she is hot... OP never mentioned how old his sister is. I would assume she's rather young if she thought she could get away with doing that in the car with her family. Any one old enough for any of you pervs on here to be considered hot would probably know better.
sarahbear992 6
thank you! finally someone gets how disturbing some of these guys are
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Don't worry 93, they don't sound a day older than 13 anyway.
RensM 22
66; Maybe she is 18+ and just gets off on the kick of doing it where she can get caught. A lot of different people out there with different sexual thrills. Assuming she is young because she "should know better" is just shalowminded prudeness.
Almighty_Chris97 6
It's clear that every comment asking if she was hot was completely serious and in no way a joke...
RedPillSucks 33
Doesn't matter, had.... oh damn!!!
ZielZone 4
ROFL... Keepin it in the family... Nice!!
bubo_fml 11
If ya gots the itch, ya gots ta flick the switch...Just be glad she didn't ask you for a hand!!
Colonel_Lexi 18
If she starts licking her lips and giving you a seductive stare you'd better scoot away from her.
bubo_fml 11
Will she ask 4 a hi 5 after she reaches a 'Shangri-La?!?!'
OMGFYLdude 2
One word: DISTURBING!
landry5247 0
That's just the worse man haha sry you had to experience that
kristen69 0
That's worse then walking in on ur sister when everyone leaves and u forgot something and had to go back. :/ feel for u op.
CaptainPickles72 18
That's a little specific, like something like this happened to you! Did you walk in on your sister?
tmd4L 7
At least she didn't ask for you to lend a hand right?
danielle25 15
Your sister is bold.