Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML
Today, while driving home with my parents. I pretended to be asleep so mum wouldn't talk to me. They then took this time to describe what they were going to do to each other when they got home. In full detail. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML
Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML
Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from Bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML
Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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TatMan15 10
Aww that's just nasty
KeannaLove 32
She is way to comfortable around you guys lol.
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beclaurela 18
"Oh Lisa, I didn't know we brought the pussy along"
laundryninja 1
Anyone else think they would do it in the parents cr if u saw that and u were her Boyfriend not brother?
BOOM_Sucka 3
That's nasty. (in my Cleveland voice)
CRC_101 31
Family awkwardness level goes up by over 9,000... Seriously though, unfortunately, that's one of those sights I don't think one can unsee. Preeetty awkward and rather disturbing. If it were me, I'd probably start up a conversation to put my sibling in the spotlight as if I innocently had no idea what they were doing. It'd probably cause them to stop, and with some luck, it'd transfer some major awkwardness over to them to have possibly been caught in the act. Then again, your sister may not give a damn, but attempting to cover it up with a coat suggests otherwise.
BabyBatzxD 1
That's Just Being Desperate.! To Not Even Be Able To Wait To Get Home LMFAO...
Art_Chick84 0
eww
JohnnySucks 0
Dear God, no one deserves that. I'm sorry you had to endure that. I hope you're still able to sleep at night.
picturescrazy 24
Little kids do that all the time, makes me feel awkward when I notice a kid doing that when I'm babysitting. If she's older than 5, I'd be worried about how she's going to turn out o.o Sorry you had to see that, OP, super awkward!
djsamixin 3
You should of recorded it in case you had to black mail her in the future! Lol well, unless she is a little girl or mentally challenged, them in those cases, just tap your 'rents on the shoulder and let them know she is pressing her 'easy button' way to many times. Lololol
Dracoboxer357 36
....I could truly see owning a video of you secretly recording your own sister masturbating as more disturbing than the fact she actually did it. Seriously, you don't think that would backfire? Try to explain to anyone why you have such a tape, I would love to see what logical argument you apply that doesn't make you seem a bit incestuous, especially if your dad/mom finds this video before you have a chance to use it. :p Ick.
kkillaj 5
Tell ur family to stop driving on the bumpy roads especially when the car has crappy suspension