Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML
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Keladrylady 24
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.
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Calingaladha 21
Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.
Mynamewontfi 40
If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein... (sorry, that was terrible)
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Comments (72)
lulinator 40
Looks like you're taking it from behind then.
vlalam 24
How romantic.. he's the one, ur keeper I mean ;)
CliffyB03 28
I wish.
buckdharma 38
If only he was one of those guys that put ketchup on everything.
klutz44 28
Ew
sky_star101 7
At least he tried
Kobi159949 19
Bloody hell
loverinblue 0
Boys dont seem to completely understand how the female body works during our periods. I've been asked how women survive while bleeding for a week strait once a month
abNormal62 23
Most (younger) guys probably still don't understand how their own body works
Aimeejasmine 15
No one understands anything
avfcrb 4
It's the thought that counts
bethrh 49
I'm sure if it worked a lot of girls would be doing it!
blackonblight 33
If it worked there'd be dozens of products sold to automate it. Million dollar industry.
AcieMcG 21
Lol I'm sorry, but the visual.