Today, I was cuddling in bed with my boyfriend when he started squeezing me as if I were a ketchup bottle. He said he wanted my period to end quicker, and he honestly thought that would work. FML
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Keladrylady 24
OP here, My bf happened to be half asleep and as such is rather blond when so. (So no, he doesn't need sex ed as it has little to do with this topic per say). Him squeezing me whilst on my period has been a discussion point over the 6yrs we've been together, as yes, if done right, literally (TMI) squeezes out (insert words) and I really hate it, (guys, think of it as similar feeling to wetting yourself accidentally, it's a really yuck feeling). Thanks though for your comments and FYL's. :3 you've made us both laugh til our cheeks were sore. So again Thanks.
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Calingaladha 21
Obviously that wouldn't work. You have to smack the bottom until it all comes out.
Mynamewontfi 40
If your boyfriend honestly thought that would work, he is obviously not an Heinzstein... (sorry, that was terrible)
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Comments (72)
blondemistress 7
I wish that's how it worked!
MrMoofinMan 19
I actually think that sounds a bit cute. The action, at least. I don't imagine him actually squeezing blood out of you is very pleasant.
___abigail___ 3
I'm so sorry but I can't stop laughing at this ???
HeadHunter23 5
Be glad he didn't start smaking you on top of the head.
kittykat1501 31
This never gets old