Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
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Gingerly 0
Tell her she may be pretty now, but when she gets old and ugly, you'll still have a personallity.
yay_fml 0
Don't worry, she clearly proved by that statement she is one of those "pretty dumb" girls. But, you have to give her props for trying to make you feel better. She probably didn't know what else to say. If you are constantly badgering her about it, she probably knows she can't just say, "Nooo... that's not true..." anymore. Learn there are more important things in life, you will grow, and she will be stuck having to survive on her good looks, while you get ahead in life.
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Comments (75)
scateice 0
I hate it when people always assume the pretty person is mean... there has been pretty and nice people you know :(
mtorres8789 0
lmao!
1234five 0
And then u should of responded "yea well u know what bitch?! I was kidding!!!"
TibAtSchool 0
What a nice way to put it. Your sister's such a charm! ;]
EyeoftheSun 0
Rape is about power, and rarely about sex.
GMeister13 0
Ydi for being ugly :P nah just kidding, I would be pretty pissed if that were me
indianabummer 0
Since when are looks everything? Of all my sister's I'm the least attractive and know what? I'm going to be the second to get married (out of 5), and my fiance is much more attractive than the guys they are dating. Suck it up and work a fantastic personality. Eventually we're all going to be wrinkly and old, and you'll have the last laugh.
nieska18 0
ya cause getting hit down there hurts..... ok. cool................. waste of time. cause in the second after you do that to a girl you wait for a response, while she is kicking u in the balls..... !!
swkisses5 0
Lmao that's just wrong
IScreamRawr 4
I was just going to say that.but some are based on looks.