Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "She's not THAT ugly." FML
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML
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Gingerly 0
Tell her she may be pretty now, but when she gets old and ugly, you'll still have a personallity.
yay_fml 0
Don't worry, she clearly proved by that statement she is one of those "pretty dumb" girls. But, you have to give her props for trying to make you feel better. She probably didn't know what else to say. If you are constantly badgering her about it, she probably knows she can't just say, "Nooo... that's not true..." anymore. Learn there are more important things in life, you will grow, and she will be stuck having to survive on her good looks, while you get ahead in life.
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Comments (75)
suyci 0
thats.. an fml how? i think its a profit in life to not getting raped?
FMLRabbit 0
There was truth in that.
Rainbowsareshiny 0
wait...why does everyone assume that you're not beautiful???? my sister and i always think the other is the more attractive one...that doesn't mean there IS a more attractive one, and if there is: we're different people with different personalities/qualities however, in your case: you're smarter, you're nicer, you're more modest, and that adds to how attractive you are (...to those who matter)
XxLorniklexX 0
Punch her in the boob.
d_dh2310 0
retardedddddd
necomni 0
Wow, that was... reassuring... =/
TheOrpheus 0
thats not the best silver lining to being ugly...
Adeyy 3
She is obviously isn't that smart, because rape usually has nothing to do with how you look, rape is usually about power, so it could happen to anybody :)
THExistentialist 13
a smiley face? really? "its okay, OP, you can get raped too!"
unimportant 0
Im the ugliest sister of my other two.... but being raped has nothing to do with looks, just pleasure and power.
resawins 0
nuh-uh??!!?! cunty much?!