Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML
Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML
Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
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LostInTheZone11 29
Guys, let's face facts. We wanted to be in the classroom.
ihavenolifehaha 16
It's okay. I'm sure you made some peoples day ;)
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MD9 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I feel sorry for you
LyricaSilvan 30
"This is not a porno!! Nice girls, though. I'll give you bonus points for those."
aeryn97 17
I can't imagine how you wouldn't know/remember. I'd feel naked without such and could never wear a zippered hoodie without clothes.
paperbag77 9
this seems a little too coincidental to me. What exactly are the chances that somebody would "forget" to put a bra on and then be asked to give a performance that involves unzipping her sweatshirt. Unless of course the unzipping was her choice rather than part of the act in which case YDI
rocker_chick105 31
The chances are 1 in 93,682, exactly.
Schmavid64 13
So you have your breast performance?
crimson_roxy 23
Maybe because mine are too big but I can't imagine forgetting my bra before going anywhere. Just the sheer weight would remind me.
anonymuse_fml 31
This is exactly what I was thinking. It is impossible for me to not remember I am not wearing a bra the moment I stand up and take a step.
ThrottleJockey 36
She may be a member of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.
countryboymike 2
Show me
SilverDragon03 17
Standing ovation!
Talonshere 14
Not the regular kind though ;)
Goblin182 27
I need to sign up for acting classes.
colder13 10
I was thinking the same AND I live in Ontario.
emmavines 15
Haha, I did this a little while ago but in a different type of class. Feel sorry for you, I know the feeling of embarrassment