Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I had my very first interview and pretty much got hired right away. Then I found out I have to drive 2 hours away for training. I don't have a car, license, or money. FML
Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML
Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a week's pay. FML
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Top comments
Ishki 0
So you still have a car, right? Just don't get hit or pulled over.
Britney_0 0
you can caepool with someone
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Comments (119)
roobear 2
ROFL my comment got moderated. It was a little snarky but nothing overly offensive. Sorry moderators, suck my ****. I'm outtie. FML used to be cool and has now gone to shyte.
gav52l 4
since when has laziness or stupidity been an FML?
invisiblenow 0
just drive some how I don't think your car is not gonna start cause you canceled your insurance
justsomeone00 0
Do the OPs ever get on here and reply to comments? Can't help but wonder... OP if it is meant to be, you will find a way. Look on the bright side - you have a few days to figure it out. Good luck with the job interview.
deformedsurf 0
cartwheel to work
kayC7 0
lmfao that works
spanelli 16
Do a barrel roll, it solves everything! :)
deformedsurf 0
A barrel roll will dirty Op's clothes. That's unacceptable for a job interview
uggghhh298 0
well let's think, you could walk, ride a bike, take a cab, take a bus, or get a ride from a friend
sean01 0
where there Is a will there is a way.
evilcartman 0
come on, ride a bike,walk,bus, unless your 8, this isn't a difficult situation.
humzizzl3 0
Orr justt drive and don't get pulled over lol
oxford_gurl 0
in all fairness in the UK by law you have to have car insurance. so I understand the FML in that BUT in fairness to other comments. there are ways and means of getting to work. Bus. Train. Taxi. Lift from someone.