Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I had my very first interview and pretty much got hired right away. Then I found out I have to drive 2 hours away for training. I don't have a car, license, or money. FML
Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML
Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a week's pay. FML
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Ishki 0
So you still have a car, right? Just don't get hit or pulled over.
Britney_0 0
you can caepool with someone
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elme0212 0
taxi, bus, friend, subway, bike, etc.
illmatic2 16
Good job, op. :) Hopefully everything will work out.
h2opoloplaya 0
just don't get in an accident
hilarym 0
my thoughts exactly
spanelli 16
Well, they're called accidents for a reason...
roobear 2
This is a complete waste of an FML and you are a waste of a spot in the human gene pool. Those that cannot find a job - that's an FML.
underpaid011 0
shit just drive there. unless you fail at driving as much as you fail at writing FMLs you will be fine.
Squttnbear 0
if you really want the job, you will find a way there. you can get a ride from a neighbor or something.
Richisme 0
I can think of at least 5 different ways to get there. Your life is not ******; you deserve nothing. Get your ass to work.
frances11111 0
taxi
mrahhhhh 21
Here's a game I used to play during downtime with my buds in school. First person says a word. In this case it was "taxi". Next person adds a word. Then the person after that adds a word. And so on. The point is to try to make the most interesting story possible (can be funny, suspenseful, actiony, whatever). I'll start. Crashed.
Charlotteeexx 0
into ;)
deformedsurf 0
pedestrians
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Fornicating
Charlotteeexx 0
what does forcinating mean?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
use a dictionary.
deformedsurf 0
Way to ruin the story. ****
MissErikaHart 0
4 real lol
rofflewaffle 9
Couldn't even spell the word that was right freaking there? Ugh, why do I bother anymore? monkies
rofflewaffle 9
Ugh bleh urgh. Monkeys. See? This is what happens when I can't be nice. Bad waffle. Bad.
mrahhhhh 21
So what you're saying is that you can't afford car insurance so you can't drive? And you fail to realize that when you get your first paycheck you'll pay that bill? And you can ride the bus till your paycheck? Or take a taxi? Or pay a neighbor? Or get a ride from a friend? Or bike? Or if not too far... walk? Stop eating house paint, OP.
orion0182 0
What, you mean wall candy?
MissErikaHart 0
schnozberries (can't spell)
shuttershades11 0
fail