Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
Today, a week after I lost my job, my car was written off by someone rear-ending me, and both parties weren't insured. I tried to look for a new job, but all of them require that you have a vehicle. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML
Today, I had my very first interview and pretty much got hired right away. Then I found out I have to drive 2 hours away for training. I don't have a car, license, or money. FML
Today, I got a callback for a job, asking for an interview. I got very excited but also anxious because it's my first job after graduating from uni. While I was on call scheduling the interview, I realised I'd accidentally applied to the Royal Post to be a mailman. Now I have to call again and explain. FML
Today, I got called into work and I was really excited to earn some extra money. One block from getting there I get pulled over. Apparently my tags were expired, and there goes half a week's pay. FML
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Top comments
Ishki 0
So you still have a car, right? Just don't get hit or pulled over.
Britney_0 0
you can caepool with someone
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Comments (119)
iHateThisLife 10
Gotta prioritize what's important and make a plan if execution. u have three days.
bigsc 0
35 wins lmao
sallen0046 4
You obviously have a phone. Here's a novel idea - why don't you call someone? Taxi, friend, parent, coworker, acquaintance... Then there's bus, bike, train, your feet, borrowing an insured vehicle, and renting an insured vehicle. Unless you live in that mythical town where grandparents had to walk to school uphill both ways in the snow with no shoes every single day of the year, I'm not seeing a problem.
Lisa89 3
^ this. I know it's hard sometimes to get addiquate public transport at the best of times, but it's at least worth looking into. Even if you work nights, there might be some night bus, or if your low on cash, just get a taxi to drive you part way, to the closest bus stop and ride a bike/walk/bus rest of way. Call a friend to drive you? Hire a car for a day? OR just drive without insurance...
aniroc 0
Walk? Bus?
truthinlies 1
drive anyways just be careful
kellykerplunkk 0
oh no :( walk now!
Dr_Pepper_fml 3
Drive without insurance, walk, ride your bike, take the bus if you have one, take a taxi, carpool?!
Autoshot 9
Good thinking asshole. YDI. I bet you still managed to buy beers for your fridge. Moron.
cali425 0
OP you canceled your car insurance, you didn't get rid if your car. Just drive it without insurance until you have enough money to pay it again
Cabbotage 0
taxi, walk, bus, lift from family/friends or how about this new genius idea I had, a combination of the above. this isn't a fml, it's an "I'm too stupid to think of alternative travel methods".