Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
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SweetAsHell 9
I don't think the kid is really in Hufflepuff, that house doesn't seem like the type to fight. I think he's hiding his Slytherin ways.
ambowew 7
The kids don't pick what house they're in, that's the Sorting Hats job.
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RedPillSucks 33
Hufflepuff probably had something to do with the drugs he was smoking, and RavensClaw was the shank the other kid was going to use on him. Parents! You gotta go to urban dictionary and keep up with todays slang. In my day it was "Puff the magic dragon", "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds", and "Mary Jane" Kids, these days!
j_cat187 20
Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea. I forgot the lyrics :(
GypsyRover 0
Kids these days can't relate to terms like that. They just say the name of the drug. I bet you got all the thumbs down because they didn't know what you were talking about. It's a different era we live in,a very sad one indeed.
gc327072 31
63- IN A LAND CALLED HONA-LEE!
Kng21 0
There's something called HARRY POTTER. You should read it someday. It's really really good. How the heck can you not know what Harry Potter is?!?!?! Kids these days.....you mean older people these days....
Kng21 0
There's something called HARRY POTTER. Older people these days.......gotta learn what the WORLD is like and what is in it..... That series is world famous and so is it's author, J.K. Rowling
chloe2114 4
I don't blame him to be honest, filthy Hufflepuffs..
captainburke 5
I know they fall into the "everyone else" category, but that's just mean!
TheMathMajor 26
How could you call hufflepuffs filthy? They obviously have to best values: modesty, trust, loyalty, friendship etc. I'm actually really disappointed that Cedric was the only main hufflepuff character in the series. But I guess I'm biased because I'm a Hufflepuff :P
captainburke 5
That's weird because the major rivalry in the series is gryffindor-slytherin
Arrawyn 12
In reality it's ravenclaw is awesome and everyone knows hufflepuffs suck. Everyone knows
dyehardxen 19
Your name offends me OP..
lurkskywalker 3
You'd think a Ravenclaw would know better than this, it is the sort of thing a reckless Gryffindor would do. As a wise man once said, "Sometimes I think we Sort too soon."
Pikachu17 13
This isn't an fml. It's a win
gc327072 31
Brace yourself, the pottertards are coming.
trueblue170 13
No idea why Hufflepuffs get so much hate. I'm a badger and proud! :D
TheMathMajor 26
Seriously! They are the nicest house, just because they are modest everyone thinks they have no talent. Go badgers! :D
brittlehorn20 21
They couldn't have been a Hufflepuff and a Ravenclaw, those houses are on friendly terms. Only time they aren't is when they gave off in the quidditch pitch.
jadebuggg 2
Your kid is awesome