Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my 50-year-old dad was in a foul mood after taking an online test that put him in Slytherin house instead of Ravenclaw where he "belongs" because he's "so smart". FML
Today, I got called into the principal's office of my son's school. Why? He'd called his teacher a "fudge packer". No more weekends with his uncle. FML
Unfortunate coincidences
Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML
Kids will be kids
Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML
Wonky logic
Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML
Precious memories
Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Reported!
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
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SweetAsHell 9
I don't think the kid is really in Hufflepuff, that house doesn't seem like the type to fight. I think he's hiding his Slytherin ways.
ambowew 7
The kids don't pick what house they're in, that's the Sorting Hats job.
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wikedjest 0
Ya have to say love the fml and great comments. was laughing at alot of them and the other kid was mocking the ravenclaw name. and no matter what house your from taking pride in it, defending it is what he should of done.
gambit54321ryan 0
Long live Gryffindor!
poison_apple123 3
How cute!!!!!!
Ronican 1
you mean they both joined the two houses that no one really cared much about?
dreezybaby 4
That is pure awesome:)
xyz700 5
Winning. I'd love this.
dman28401 4
I bet you laughed after hearing that...that's hilarious. I wouldn't even be able to discipline him until I was able to stop laughing.
MoreBeef 4
It could have been worse. He could have said he was "Team Edward". So, you've got that goin' forya. Which is nice.
LaSpiph 1
Tell him that that isn't behavior worthy of noble Ravenclaw.
DRush_fml 12
This sorta thing isn't normal??