emchocolat
Europe
Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
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stevenJB 25
And everything turned to shit
ICastillo 25
I hate when you can't take a shit in peace. You should have yelled to him to come back later when you were done.
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Comments (144)
lozzaaa96 13
Just waiting for all the shitty puns..
desoto96 9
Well, you're late.
lilhellian 27
Were you in such a rush you completely missed #3?
howdeedoo 22
14-I can't tell if that was an attempt at a pun or not
DocBastard 40
The burglar had obviously been casing the joint and learning your pooping habits, until he found the exact right time to strike. Maybe from now on you should lock your door while evacuating your rectum.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
This looks like a job for... R-KELLY! R Kelly used golden shower on Burglar! It's super effective! Burglar ran away! R Kelly used golden shower on OP! It's super effective! OP is Pissed! R Kelly ran away!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
No. Just fail.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Eh, you win some, you lose some.
PenguinBitch 44
Stealing you when you're at your lowest guard. Should have thrown some stink bombs to lure them out.
toelie 26
You may need some fibre in your diet, OP.
gracehi 33
Yes. An efficient bowel is the very best security system.
cnator 12
Gotta watch out for them toilet thugs.
Eiregal2 10
Usually don't do this but what is that in your profile picture ?
rhysfucker 24
Like turd burgled. Heh.
stewpididiot 11
Yeah... We got them danged ol turd burglars here in the 707..... Some uv em are kinda cute tho...uh huh....some... Not so much...
GracesDelirium 9
This has happened to someone on FML before. XD I wonder how common things like this are....
z_lite 6
I refuse to think it's common. This burglar obviously read the same FML submission you read and felt highly inspired. You're next.
bandeek 30
I used to like to think that there were no bad guys on FML. Now I'm sad.
tacojauns 45
this sounds familiar but i think the Bulgar's where laughing
DisneyPrincess6 3
The police station toilet was stolen. They say the police have nothing to go on.