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Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
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stevenJB 25
And everything turned to shit
ICastillo 25
I hate when you can't take a shit in peace. You should have yelled to him to come back later when you were done.
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Comments (144)
blackman303 11
were you scared shitless
StanSmith2013 26
That must have been a shitty bit of luck!
watsonpsykosis 10
Burgled, ha! Awesome word.
Prime7 1
*burglarized
dpolk23 4
Shit happens! Sorry for burglary too.
GangnamWannabe 6
this they come to Ur bathroom.
mojogirl 4
Hey,shit happens
leezylvl3 3
Looks like some one had a crappy time :(
melvinmoss 3
Today, I burgled some lady while she was on the toilet.
ka310 0
That is a very vulnerable position to be in! Haven't you ever seen a zombie movie?