Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML
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Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.
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stevenJB 25
And everything turned to shit
ICastillo 25
I hate when you can't take a shit in peace. You should have yelled to him to come back later when you were done.
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psychchika 13
I sometimes worry this will happen to me.
lusitania_fml 11
"Give me your wallet or you won't get any toilet paper!"
caspertink 17
That's where you yell out something like, I got some real shit right here. Make them think you have something valuable, then you can ID them when cops come