Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was watching the episode where Spongebob smashes his guitar while playing. I walk into the kitchen to make him a snack, and I hear a loud crash... My nephew smashing my brand new guitar to be like Spongebob. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my niece and let her watch cartoons on YouTube while I cooked dinner. She screamed as I was cutting up carrots and I cut myself. She had turned on an episode of Happy Tree Friends and was now crying and wouldn't stop. My brother thumped me for not watching her. I now have a cut hand and black eye. FML
Today, I was babysitting my younger brother while my parents were away. I turned my back on my brother for one minute and then I heard a huge crash from their room. He had somehow destroyed a family heirloom and 200 year-old clock. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, I thought babysitting my nephew would be easy. WRONG. He put his wet teddy on the space heater to dry, and caused a fire. While I was putting the fire out, he decided to wash his burnt teddy in the sink, which blocked the plug and flooded my kitchen. FML
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akiranozaki 0
I vote you charge extra for babysitting.
batosai33 0
sue sponge bob. It is every patriotic American's duty to sue whoever they can, whenever they can, for whatever reason they can think of.
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Comments (113)
omgzdude 0
I hate anyone who does that. except for kiss. they did it cool.
XaosZaleski 0
You should smash him over the head with an axe so you can be like Lizzie Borden. :D
Intoxicunt 6
YES! I second this idea. ^_^
phatdaddy 0
I'm assuming you threw the kid out your window, right? Because if some little shit touched one of MY guitars inappropriately, I'd beat him so hard he'd forget his own name.
baby_gurl2405 0
how old is this kid anyways? like seriously, as soon as a kids old enough to be watching spongebob and imitating it, their normaly old enough to know not too...
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, make his parents pay for a new guitar.
ROFLDOCTOR 1
I hate little brats and will never have one. FYL, even though you should have been more curious as to where the little shit ran off to while you were making him a sandwich. If a kid ran off somewhere in my house and didn't come back into my visual range within five seconds, I would have gotten curious and checked. Hopefully you can get a new guitar. Force the parents to pay for a new one.
Lionhawk 0
Spongebob is the worst thing to happen to children ever. =(
8trickster8 0
I warned everyone Spongebob would corrupt our youth, BUT NOBODY LISTENED
expen_dable 0
proud_liberal is probably some disgruntled Republican pedophile who has nothing better to do than go onto websites and "show them" how bad "the liberals" are by pretending to be a "liberal."
flying_vegan 0
He sounds like if Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck had a very angry baby.
FruityLoooons 8
That sucks ass.