Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking my 3 month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon." I've never had a baby. FML
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two month-old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww, your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year-old girl. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was babysitting my niece. While we were at the grocery store, she pointed at me and loudly announced, “She says she’s on a diet, but she eats cookies in bed!” She wasn’t wrong. The cashier raised an eyebrow. FML
Today, my 4-year-old daughter asked me when I was going to be skinny like her daycare lady. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend at the store with my infant daughter. As we caught up, she assured me that I could get rid of all my baby weight from the pregnancy. If only I had actually been pregnant. My wife carried her and looks fantastic. FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, I showed the kids I was babysitting a picture of my daughter, and the little girl asked, "You have a baby in your belly?" I said, "No, she's not in my belly anymore," and the little girl replied, "But it's BIG," and patted my stomach. FML
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Top comments
lylotrezor 20
That's the kind of situation where you're torn between feeling grateful because the sentiment is nice or insulted because you (indirectly) just got called fat.
Oliok 19
Aww, that would be rude even if you were the mom. :( sorry op.
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Comments (79)
Credibleskills 28
Don't worry OP, that woman is being really mean, and is assuming things.
kbecks87 16
Does not make it okay. People think that just because you have a baby everything about that/that process is everyone's business.
missyfiona89 28
Me know why! You is fat! teehee!
Jessj958 19
I don't think there was anything friendly or hopeful about her comment. The only thing that made sense about your comment was that this lady didn't know the situation, in which case she should have kept her mouth shut!
kailarahne 19
Even if you had had a child, who on this earth has the audacity to walk up to someone and say that?? don't worry about it, OP, she's obviously a b***h.
Ksweety_fml 27
Damn, if I were you OP, I'll hurry up and do some exercise.
azyjazy713 11
What a nosey Nancy smh
megadki14 6
you should of retorted something along the lines of "oh thanks. a shame you didn't get yours back."
worldclassrager 41
Smile and say thanks...she didn't mean it/know don't take it personally
i_h8t_everything 12
Should've said, "wow, thanks! But when are you gonna get your manners back?"